Better Not Perfect Part 6: Commercial Break Squats

Part 6: Commercial Break Squats

Remember the Groceries?

Back in Part 1, we talked about losing the ability to carry all the groceries in one trip. Walking helps a lot, but getting that strength back takes a little something extra. Good news: you don't need a gym, a trainer, or those weird shoes with toes.

You need a couch. Yes, that couch. It's time it earned its keep.

Sneaky Strength Moves

• Couch squats. Stand up from the couch, sit back down, stand up again. Slow and controlled. Do 5 during a commercial break and you've just done squats. Congratulations.

• Counter push-ups. Hands on the kitchen counter, step your feet back, and lower your chest toward the counter. Way easier than floor push-ups and still counts.

• Tooth-brushing calf raises. Rise up on your toes and back down while you brush. Two minutes, twice a day. Free.

• Coffee-maker wall sit. Lean against a wall with your knees bent while the coffee brews. Hold it as long as you can, even if that's 10 seconds.

Streaming with no commercials? Do a set between episodes. The "Are you still watching?" screen is your cue.

Go Easy on Yourself

Start with just a few reps and stop if anything hurts (the good kind of tired is fine; sharp pain is not). And if you have health concerns or haven't been active in a while, check with your doctor before adding new exercises.

Sound Familiar?

Picture someone we'll call Carol. Carol's grandson asks her to get down on the floor and play trains. She does, happily. Twenty minutes later, it's time to get up, and Carol realizes she has no plan. She rolls to her side, grabs the coffee table, and makes a noise she didn't know she could make.

So Carol starts doing couch squats during her evening shows. Just five per commercial break. A few weeks later, she gets up off the floor after trains with barely a grunt. Her grandson is unimpressed. Carol is thrilled.

Myth vs. Truth

Myth: "Strength training means heavy weights and a gym membership."

Truth: Your own body weight is plenty to start with. Sitting and standing, pushing against a counter, and rising on your toes all build real, everyday strength.

Myth: "It's too late to get stronger."

Truth: People can build strength at any age. In fact, the older we get, the more it matters for everyday things like climbing stairs, carrying groceries, and getting up off the floor.

Today's Tiny Challenge

Pick one sneaky strength move and do it today. Just one. Pair it with something you already do, like brushing your teeth or watching your evening show.

Try It Today Checklist

• Did 5 couch squats during a commercial or between episodes

• Did a few counter push-ups while dinner cooked

• Did calf raises while brushing my teeth

• Tried a wall sit while the coffee brewed

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Excuse Buster

The excuse: "Strength training is for gym people."

The bust: Strength training is for anyone who wants to carry groceries, lift a grandkid, or get up off the floor without making a noise. That's everybody.

Simple Plan Pairing of the Day

Strong muscles need good fuel. Today, try our Chicken Paprikash Bowl . It's ground chicken and whole grain rotini topped with a creamy paprika sauce and finished with parsley for a hearty, comfort-food inspired bowl., ready in minutes, and the perfect reward after your couch squats.

Coming Up Next

Tomorrow: Meal Prep Is Hard. That's Why We Exist. Let's talk about the other half of feeling better.

Good news: Simple Plan makes the eating part easy, so you can save your energy for those couch squats.

This article is for general educational purposes and isn't a substitute for individualized medical or nutrition advice. You should talk to your healthcare professional about any planned or necessary changes in your nutrition.